A whiny teenage bride becomes a sickly teenage mother. Then she dies. But it’s okay because her 90+ year old emo husband makes her his immortal vampire bride!
A whiny teenage bride becomes a sickly teenage mother. Then she dies. But it’s okay because her 90+ year old emo husband makes her his immortal vampire bride!
A very well acted but boring movie.
Eliza Dushku solves a murder – sorta – and goes nuts while flashing her funbags. Fun for the whole family.
A man tells his daughter the story of the 3 women he loved when he was younger, allowing her to guess which one is her mother.
I turned on my Itunes and someone's Limewire share is coming up. I don't know them. And I'm out in the country so no super close neighbors. #
I just finally broke down and purchased my TiVO HD (works over air-broadcast picking up digital signals). I'm excited! Wish it was cheaper.. #
Shockwave took it upon itself [...]
Just watched "HP 6". It was very, very good. Best yet. #
Seth Green's going to be on "The Soup" tonight! I <3 little Seth Green. #
They dropped the speed back down to 65 on 469! Oh noes! #
What is it with guys making REALLY disturbing sounds while lifting weights at the gym?? #
Tonight's "The Closer" [...]
It’s okay to want to do your girlfriend while looking at bloody murder photos. While working. On said murder. And it makes you a good dad.
Ron gets lucky in a tower and Harry gets attacked by 50 Gollum’s in a cave. Who got the short straw?
If you like watching guys take dildo’s attached to stationary bikes up the ass and make their penius bounce and talk at its opening, this movie’s for you.
The end/killer reveal on "Harper's Island" was decent if VERY incesty. I'm sad this show's over, it was fun. #
I HATE the Walmart on Maysville road. Everyone boycott it! #
Aw! That mall isn't Glenbrook! #
In the Lifetime movie just starting, a LLo type teen celeb is sent to Fort Wayne, IN as her rehab. Um…yay [...]