They’re coming to get you, Barbara.

I floved "Jennifer's Body". I think it got bad reviews b/c Megan Fox never got naked and the fanboys were mad. #

High school girls are evil…and some are EVIL!!!11!!

Traded the glasses with only a few glitches but have had (I think) a pounding, unrelated headache all day. Urg. #
I went yesterday and got new glasses. Now I have to go back today because they gave me the wrong size. They don't fit my fat head right. #

The best thing to do when you’ve killed your sorority sister is hide her body down a mine shaft. You’ll totally get away with it.

I somehow managed to eat all the green and leave on the orange in my Apple Jacks and they were in the shape of a tree. Maybe it's a sign. #
I had to pull out my old glasses because my eyes are feeling so awful. I look dumb in these glasses. Really need to get [...]

This one's for Kristine – yesterday I bought a 6 pack of Mike's PINK lemonade. All for me. Envy me now. #