I'm dyeing my hair & had no gloves so I bare-handed it. My left hand now looks like the aftermath of a bloody sacrifice. #
I can't flip a sunny side up egg. It breaks. This makes me sad. Never will I know the joy of an over-easy egg, fried by my own hand. #
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Never will I know the joy of an over-easy egg, fried by my own hand. 
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