Undead and Unsmart. These books are so annoying.

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Boom! Bang! Bleh.

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3 people who don’t know each other – an “older” male doctor (they act like he’s in his 40’s but I bet he’s only in his early 30’s), a female college student, and a “young” man (they give the impression he’s high school age but he’s covered in tats and there’s no way his face [...]

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Eliza Dushku solves a murder – sorta – and goes nuts while flashing her funbags. Fun for the whole family.

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It’s okay to want to do your girlfriend while looking at bloody murder photos. While working. On said murder. And it makes you a good dad.

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If you like watching guys take dildo’s attached to stationary bikes up the ass and make their penius bounce and talk at its opening, this movie’s for you.

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Bleh. Didn’t like this. It seemed like a REALLY LONG music video for bad, hipster music.
The powers were mostly cool but I didn’t like the handles they gave them. Pusher = someone who can push their thoughts into your own. Watcher= someone who sees the future…sorta. Really it looked like they focased on a specific [...]

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A serial killer with a breathing problem down in a mine shaft. How could this not be good?

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