I’M ANGEL MYERS!!! MICHAEL MYERS SISSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRR!!!

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Oh look, it’s Izzie. Or Izzy. Or the pregnant chick from “Knocked Up”. Who the fuck cares.

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Early 90’s attempt at showing technology that just looks pathetic now.

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Murders following the 7 deadly sins.

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A very well acted but boring movie.

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A man tells his daughter the story of the 3 women he loved when he was younger, allowing her to guess which one is her mother.

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A pale white ghost chick with wild black hair always in her face and yucky eyes running around murdering people. Why does that sound familar?

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Sookie saves the day. Again. And gets the crap beat out of her…again.

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