Moral of the story – never be spontaneous and don’t trust GPS’ named “Lola”.

Douchey vampire boyfriends, whiny werewolf suitors, and a really pissed off army of newborns.

After the disappearance of a young wife and mother, Serg. DeeDee Warren is called in.

Robert Downy Jr. has a shirtless, sweaty fight scene. Oh. And they solve a mystery or something. RD Jr. is like a fine wine – he just gets better with age!

The shocking ending you’ll probably guess midway through.

Everyone’s a zombie and all I want is a twinkie!!!

High school girls are evil…and some are EVIL!!!11!!

A story by Alice Hoffman about a family of female witches. No, not the one they made into a movie starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, the OTHER one.

A whiny teenage bride becomes a sickly teenage mother. Then she dies. But it’s okay because her 90+ year old emo husband makes her his immortal vampire bride!

It took me forever to get into this book. I bought it the day it came out and found it bleh and back-burnered it until I obscured a audio version from the library. These are really fun books to listen to as the reader (who read all except the book prior to this) is a [...]