Elizabeth Bennett and her sisters defend her town from zombies and ninjas. Oh and I guess get married or something.

A story by Alice Hoffman about a family of female witches. No, not the one they made into a movie starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman, the OTHER one.

It’s easier than you’d think to turn a body into a mummy. Because the killer in this book does it and he’s a crazy moron.

A whiny teenage bride becomes a sickly teenage mother. Then she dies. But it’s okay because her 90+ year old emo husband makes her his immortal vampire bride!

It took me forever to get into this book. I bought it the day it came out and found it bleh and back-burnered it until I obscured a audio version from the library. These are really fun books to listen to as the reader (who read all except the book prior to this) is a [...]

When you’re outta work, you can always take up bounty hunting as a profession.