Alice falls down the rabbit hole again.

I’M ANGEL MYERS!!! MICHAEL MYERS SISSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRR!!!

Oh look, it’s Izzie. Or Izzy. Or the pregnant chick from “Knocked Up”. Who the fuck cares.

Early 90’s attempt at showing technology that just looks pathetic now.

A druggie is turned into a government killing machine but struggles to form a life of her own.

Robert Downy Jr. has a shirtless, sweaty fight scene. Oh. And they solve a mystery or something. RD Jr. is like a fine wine – he just gets better with age!

Boom! Bang! Bleh.

Everyone’s favorite pedo-vamp and entitled human girl are back – this time with wolves!

The shocking ending you’ll probably guess midway through.

3 people who don’t know each other – an “older” male doctor (they act like he’s in his 40’s but I bet he’s only in his early 30’s), a female college student, and a “young” man (they give the impression he’s high school age but he’s covered in tats and there’s no way his face [...]