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Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Published at: 10:07 am - Monday July 05 2010

Douchey vampire boyfriends, whiny werewolf suitors, and a really pissed off army of newborns.

Posted in: 4 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
Legion
Published at: 10:05 pm - Monday May 31 2010

Basically “The Prophecy” and every other evil angel movie/tv show. Only shittier.

Posted in: 2.5 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
Thirteen
Published at: 06:05 pm - Sunday May 16 2010

When every girl turns 13, she marks it by piercing herself, stealing crap, and making out with her shitty best friend. Really. I know, I’m a girl.

Posted in: 2.5 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
Daybreakers (2010)
Published at: 06:05 pm - Sunday May 16 2010

Vampires just drink blood. They don’t eat human flesh. That’s zombie, writers!

Posted in: 2.5 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
The Final Destination (2009)
Published at: 11:05 pm - Friday May 07 2010

Death has some dumb ass plans.

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The Lovely Bones
Published at: 09:05 pm - Saturday May 01 2010

My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Suzie.

Posted in: 4.5 Stars, Movies by Alexis 2 Comments
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
Published at: 10:04 pm - Friday April 30 2010

1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you…

Posted in: 3.5 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Published at: 02:03 pm - Sunday March 07 2010

Alice falls down the rabbit hole again.

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Halloween II (2009)
Published at: 05:02 pm - Sunday February 07 2010

I’M ANGEL MYERS!!! MICHAEL MYERS SISSSSSTTTTTEEERRRRR!!!

Posted in: 3 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
The Ugly Truth
Published at: 07:01 pm - Sunday January 31 2010

Oh look, it’s Izzie. Or Izzy. Or the pregnant chick from “Knocked Up”. Who the fuck cares.

Posted in: 3 Stars, Movies by Alexis No Comments
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